Two and a Half Men: Season 9
This season started on Sep 19, 2011. The table lists episodes with recorded air dates up to Sep 26, 2026.
| Ep | Title and air date | My place |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt · 21 min | |
| 2 | People Who Love Peepholes · 21 min | |
| 3 | Big Girls Don't Throw Food · 20 min | |
| 4 | Nine Magic Fingers · 21 min | |
| 5 | A Giant Cat Holding a Churro · 20 min | |
| 6 | The Squat and Hover · 21 min | |
| 7 | Those Fancy Japanese Toilets · 19 min | |
| 8 | Thank You for the Intercourse · 21 min | |
| 9 | Frodo's Headshots · 21 min | |
| 10 | A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes · 21 min | |
| 11 | What a Lovely Landing Strip · 20 min | |
| 12 | One False Move, Zimbabwe! · 21 min | |
| 13 | Slowly and in a Circular Fashion · 20 min | |
| 14 | A Possum on Chemo · 20 min | |
| 15 | The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack · 21 min | |
| 16 | Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy · 20 min | |
| 17 | Not in My Mouth! · 19 min | |
| 18 | The War Against Gingivitis · 21 min | |
| 19 | Palmdale, Ech · 21 min | |
| 20 | Grandma's Pie · 21 min | |
| 21 | Mr. Hose Says "Yes" · 21 min | |
| 22 | Why We Gave Up Women · 21 min | |
| 23 | The Straw in My Donut Hole · 21 min | |
| 24 | Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! · 21 min |
